About
Male-only hotel with wood-panelled rooms, plus a bar/dance club, a game room and a beer garden.
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What People Say
“The Laird Hotel is a unique male-only venue that offers a welcoming atmosphere and a strong sense of community. Guests appreciate the friendly staff, clean accommodations, and vibrant events, making it a popular choice for both locals and visitors. Some reviews mention occasional issues with closing times, but overall, the experience is highly rated for its inclusivity and celebration of queer culture.”
Location
Hours
Monday: Closed
Tuesday: 6:00 – 11:00 PM
Wednesday: 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Thursday: 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Friday: 6:00 PM – 12:00 AMToday
Saturday: 6:00 PM – 12:00 AM
Sunday: 4:00 – 10:00 PM
Events at The Laird Hotel
13 upcoming · 156 in the past 90 days
Upcoming events
August 2026
September 2026
Sep
1
Laird Life Drawing
Social Drawing Workshop
12:00 AMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Sep
1
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Sep
2
Snkrbarau Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Sep
5
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
Karaoke Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Sep
7
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Sep
12
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
Karaoke Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Sep
12
Friski Disko: Sprung! Spring Edition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Sep
15
SNKRBARAU
Dance Party
08:00 PMThe Laird
Party
Sep
19
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
Karaoke Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Sep
26
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
Karaoke Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Past events (last 90 days)
May 2026
May
29
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
May
30
Gender Inclusive Open Day with Gold Coin BBQ
02:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
May
30
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition
02:00 PMU Bar
Community
May
30
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
May
31
Men on Men Exhibition Viewing
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
May
31
Grant Cook DJ Set
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
May
31
Trivial Hirsute Birthday Blowout
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
June 2026
Jun
2
Snkrbarau Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
2
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
2
Tuesday Pool Competition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
3
SNKR BAR Social
07:00 PMThe Laird
Party
Jun
3
Pool comp
08:00 PMThe Laird
Community
Jun
4
Trivial Hirsute turns 13
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
4
Thursday Spit and Polish Leather Night
09:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
5
Spit n Polish
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
5
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
6
Southern Hibearnation opening night party for SH26!
12:00 AM
Party
Jun
6
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition 2026
02:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
6
Tom's Hide Out
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
6
Sing Stud - The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
6
Spit n Polish
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
6
Spit n Polish
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
7
Tubs Sunday Afternoon
02:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
7
Sunday Social
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
7
Saturday Beat Night
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
7
Pool Competition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
7
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
7
friski disko - Chalet des Hommes
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
8
VicBears Hibernation sessions
Time TBD
Party
Jun
8
Men on Men Art Exhibition and Competition
03:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
8
Monday Opening
03:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
8
Saturday Beat Night
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
9
Sunday Social in the Beer Garden
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
9
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
9
Pool Comp
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
9
Southern Hibernation Trivia
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
10
Trivial Hirsute Game Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
11
Spit and Polish Leather Night
09:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
12
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
12
Spit n Polish
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
13
Spit and Polish
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
13
Saturday Beat Night
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
13
Southern Hibearnation's “Curse of the Kraken” Dance Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
13
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
14
Sunday Social
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
14
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
14
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition Viewing
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
14
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
16
Men on Men Exhibition and Competition Viewing
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jun
16
Laird Life Drawing
07:30 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
16
Pool Comp
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
17
Laird Life Drawing
07:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Jun
18
Spit n Polish
12:00 AMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
18
Spit n Polish
06:30 PM
Party
Jun
18
Laird Life Drawing
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jun
19
Spit and Polish
12:00 AMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
19
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
20
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
21
Saturday Beat
12:00 AMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
21
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
22
Sunday Social
12:00 AMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jun
22
Fourth Saturday VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
24
VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
26
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
27
Fourth Saturday VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
27
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
28
An Event to Remember and Celebrate the Life of William (Bill) Saunders
01:00 PMCollingwood North
Community
Jun
28
VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jun
28
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
July 2026
Jul
1
Men on Men Competition and Exhibition
03:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jul
1
Snkrbarau Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jul
3
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
4
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
5
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
7
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Jul
7
Pool Competition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jul
8
Tuesday Pool Competition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
9
Trivial Hirsute Game Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
10
Spit and Polish Leather Night
09:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
11
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
12
Saturday Beat Night
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
12
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
13
Sunday Social in the Beer Garden
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
13
Saturday Beat Night
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
14
Sunday Social in the Beer Garden
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
15
Laird Life Drawing
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jul
18
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
19
Sunday Social
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
19
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
21
JOCK PARTY
12:00 AM
Party
Jul
21
Laird Life Drawing
07:30 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Jul
22
Trivial Hirsute: Christmas in July
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jul
23
Trivial Hirsute: Christmas in July
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Jul
25
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
26
Fourth Saturday VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
26
Christmas in July Den Night
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
26
SING STUD: The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
27
VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Jul
27
Christmas in July Den Night
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
August 2026
Aug
1
Mr Australian leather 2026 Title Year & Chosen Charity
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Aug
1
AWOL26 (A Week of Leather and Fetish) Kick-off
08:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
1
Tom's Hide Out 1st Anniversary
08:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
1
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
2
HAND JOBS exhibition
04:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
2
SING STUD: The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
2
Tom's Hide Out - 1st Anniversary
08:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
3
Sunday Social
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
3
MEET Market
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
3
NUGGETS GOLD BAR is back for HUSTLE
07:00 PMAWOL26 MEET MARKET
Party
Aug
3
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
3
Pool Comp
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
3
BOTTOM BINGO
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
4
SNKR BAR Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
4
snkrbarau Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Aug
4
Pool Comp
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Aug
4
BOTTOM BINGO
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Aug
4
Underwear Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
5
Snkrbarau Social
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Aug
5
Tuesday Pool Competition
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
6
Wednesday Trivial Hirsute
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Aug
7
Laird Life Drawing
12:00 AMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
7
HIGH SHINE
Social Drawing Workshop
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
7
Artwork Auction
Local Community Event
08:30 PMThe Laird Hotel
Event
Aug
7
Thursday Spit and Polish
09:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
7
Games Start
Adults Only Event
10:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
8
HUSTLE
12:00 AM
Party
Aug
8
KINK WARS
Adults Only Event
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
8
KINK WARS
Adults Only Event
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
8
Friday Sing Stud
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
9
Winner Announcement and Cruise Card Release
12:00 PMThe Laird
Event
Aug
9
Sunday Social BBQ
Dance Party
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
9
Saturday Saturday Beat
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
9
SING STUD: The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
9
PLANET POP
Dance Party
08:00 PMThe Laird
Party
Aug
10
Sunday Social
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
11
AWOL HAND JOBS exhibition
Local Community Event
12:00 AMThe Laird
Event
Aug
11
Pool Comp
Community Social Event
08:00 PMThe Laird
Community
Aug
12
Pool Comp
Community Social Event
08:00 PMThe Laird
Community
Aug
13
Trivial Hirsute
Local Community Event
08:00 PMThe Laird
Event
Aug
14
Spit n Polish
Adults Only Event
09:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
15
SING STUD
Dance Party
06:00 PMThe Laird
Party
Aug
15
AWOL26 JOCK PARTY
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
16
Sunday Social
Time TBDLaird Melbourne
Party
Aug
16
SING STUD: The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
17
Laird Life Drawing
07:00 PMThe Laird
Adult
Aug
19
Laird Life Drawing
07:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
19
The Cheekiest Trivia in Town
Community Social Event
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Community
Aug
19
Pool Comp
Dance Party
08:00 PMThe Laird
Party
Aug
20
Spit n Polish
Social Drawing Workshop
06:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Adult
Aug
21
BODIES artwork photobooks sale at vicbearsinc Den Night
Community Social Event
06:00 PMVicBears
Community
Aug
22
SING STUD: The ultimate blokeoke
Karaoke Night
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
23
Sunday Social
Dance Party
04:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
23
VicBears Den Night
05:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
23
VicBears Den Night: Wear Your Kink
Dance Party
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
23
SING STUD: The Ultimate Blokeoke
08:00 PMThe Laird Hotel
Party
Aug
25
Pool Comp
Community Social Event
08:00 PMThe Laird
Community
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